I had tried my best to convince this beautiful girl called Karabo on Facebook to visit me but she always told me that she was very busy.Her profile pictures were always tempting and inviting and everything she posted on social media really turned me on in a way that I had never felt before. I decided to take it to another level using my past experiences. Hope you know what I mean. So at last I managed to get Karabo’s number and I called her immediately to confirm if it was really her. We talked for a long time and later I discovered that she was not living far from my kasi. I then said to myself, “this is a once in a lifetime opportunity”.

She promised to visit me the next Thursday. That was the longest Thursday I ever waited for in mylife. Thursday finally came and I called her around 7:30 AM just to confirm if she was indeed coming to my house. 

After she had confirmed that she was coming, I started putting everything in order. I was a bit nervous but excited, you know the excitement and fear you have when you are about to do something you have always planned. 

I bought expensive perfumes, new sheets, hand sanitizer, bathing salts for after, food and condoms. Around 9 PM she called to say she’s at the gate (Thank You WhatsApp Location). She was dressed very seductively in a tight body hugging black dress, with dashing red lipstick and a matching red bra peeping from the edges. I was more than happy after I saw how she was looking…..and my dear brothers and sisters…

See how you are serious reading this story? I wish you can learn how to read your Bible like this. 

In Romans 13:14 it reads “clothe yourselves with the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the desires of the flesh”. If it were a biblical message, you’d have stopped reading immediately. God bless you and enjoy the rest of your day 

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So Nelson Mandela was born in 1918 and Jacob Zuma was born in 1942,ok so..•

1918 + 1942= 3860

3860- 2016= 1844

Then Barack Obama was born in 1961..

1844-1961= -117

365 days- (-117)= 482

482/52 weeks= 9.27

9.27+ 7 days= 16.27

16.27-12 hours= 4.27

Lol nothing serious just wanted to waste your time.

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* If her cooking is bad , eat and be thankful for least she is trying to make you happy , she is taking care of you . Appreciate her little effort . Do not think she is trying to buy your love or something. Nah my friend , Your girlfriend is just caring for you.

* Do not think your girlfriend is a freak or a B**tch because she offers you her welele countless times. she is only giving it to you , do not feel comfortable in your thought and take it as she love a dicks . Trust me, they’re so many guys out there who got dicksons that are nicer than yours. So my brother , think !!

* Don’t ever take advantage of her because she is kind and sweet to you , do not confuse her kindness with stupidity and cheat on her. Only if you know , she is rejecting other guys out there and she is even bitter to them just because she already have you . Know that and respect her my friend!!

* Just because she is quiet about you flirting with other girls doesn’t mean that she is a dumb , Some ladies prefer being quiet just for the sake of relationship ..You might be thinking you are the ish and stuff but one day , it might not be today or next year but one day you’ll regret seeing her treated better by someone .

* God created Eve for Adam , not Adam for eve , what i mean is , your girlfriend is a blessing , You’ve been blessed as a man , So respect your girl , love your girl and let her know she is your only girl . My friend, You will never finish these girls , so if she loves you , love her , focus on her and forget about other girls.

* Do not think she is desperate for love or she is obsessed with you just because she always forgives you every time you mess up, you cheated on her once, twice , then thrice , and she still forgave you? , she is not a stupid my nigga, you are the stupid one here…She is just hoping that one day you’ll stop being a boy and you man up .

* Do not complain or shout to her when she is seeking for your attention, Yes she needs your attention because you are her man. Make time for your bae and do not ignore your bae. Shallow your pride and let bae have your attention. She is gonna annoy you too much and if you ain’t ready for that , then go date a rock that work annoy you !!

* When she shouts at you and sometimes ignore you, do not call it a quit my friend , why would you quit for someone who is caring. If she didn’t care, she wouldn’t be shouting at you . So go make sure you talk to her and never give up when she ignores you …Talk to her until she talks back…its your bae mooz

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Please bath!! , I will repeat this and I’ll be very loud ..PLEASE BATH !!.. Your welele should be bathed thoroughly. Do not be that kind of girl who takes off the penty and the whole room starts smelling diesel , are you a diesel mechanics ? , Aowa baptize the welele with some dove and take out the diesel …Lol we don’t want bo Miss Vin Diesel

If you are on your periods , Do not even think of going to your boyfriend’s place. Or if you want to go there , be sure that you are ready to suck his dick for fun . if not , just chill at home baby girl. Trust me , to chill with your partner doing nothing is boring and waste of time. At least giving him a blow job will make a different .
if you going to visit your boyfriend , make sure the outfit is on point , you know what I mean by that . Avoid wearing tight jean, skinny jean that takes 30 mins to take them off …. You can wear a Yoga / leggin if you feeling cold but no tight high waists jean . If you wear that when coming to visit me , I’ll cut it with a knife fam coz you’ll be wasting my time

Make sure the shoes you wearing doesn’t smell , even your socks . I know that going to visit your boyfriend doesn’t automatically mean you going to have sex , but what if it happens? . are you going to ride him with your smelling tomy’s on? . So check to avoid being SanamaTomyRider my sister
The Big purse you carry full of everything except money , hay ladies we understand that you put your make-up stuff in there , but you can’t be carrying a 250kg purse as if there’s a lil nigga in there. Aowa gerara here with your purse !! simple and carry a small purse …

Before you go visit your man , eat healthy. Avoid eating boiled eggs , beans and other foods that will make you fat all day long. Make sure the food you ate won’t cause you running stomach . Lol imagine having sex and the next time you kaak yourself . Nah fam kaak-sex is not needed at all . SanamaKaak is a no no !!

ligwafa a.k.a armpit batho ba modzimo , ei ei ei , Put some roll on please , that thing is dangerous . It can destroy your mood, ruin your day and destruct the spirit of hug. Before carrying that 250kg purse of yours and wearing those smelling tomy’s , smell the gwafa first, & make sure is not poisonous. Ladies daaidang it’s a turn off. Be a lady and smell Good!!

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Johannesburg, Gauteng


Please Note:

If you do not fit the specification with the minimum requirements your application will not be accepted for this position. Shortlisted candidates may be required to complete an Assessment or Test to demonstrate your knowledge of this position.


• Matric Certificate

• Maritime Qualification Essential NQF 6/7

• No working experience

• Candidates must remain with the company for the period August 2019 – July 2020.

• Be Computer literate

• Be adaptable to an ever changing environment.

• Be able to work in a customer focused team

• Manage a deadline driven work ethic

Applicants must reside in JOHANNESBURG or surrounding area.

Only South African citizens, who are suitably qualified, live in the applicable area and meet the requirements of the position are eligible to apply for this vacancy.

Please take note: if you have not been contacted within 14 days, please consider your application unsuccessful.

Visit our website to view all of our current vacancies: -Please upload your CV here->

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Transnet: Apprenticeship Programme 2019 / 2020

Location: Durban

Ref No: HR / KZN / TPT / RCB / APPRENTICESHIP / 19 / 05 / 16 (must be written on the outside of the envelope for identification)

As part of our human capital development strategy, we are offering comprehensive bursaries to students to be trained as Artisans and Skilled Workers in the following trades and field.


  • Fitters [x10] 
  • Electrician [x10] 
  • Millwright [x6] 
  • Diesel Mechanics [x10] 
  • Auto-Electricians [x4]
  • Welder [x2]


  • Grade 12 with a pass in Maths and Physical Science or 
  • Grade 12 Technical Matric with a pass in Maths and relevant trade subject 
  • N2 with relevant trade subjects will be an added advantage 
  • Code 8 Driver’s Licence will be an added advantage

Please take note of the following:

  • SA citizens studying towards these trades or related fields without any other bursary obligation
  • and with outstanding achievements are encouraged to apply
  • Appointments will be made in terms of the Company’s Employment equity policy and Recruitment and Selection policy. 
  • All training will be done in Durban. Please note that NO accommodation & / transport assistance will be provided 
  • Only posted applications will be accepted. 
  • Preference will be given to youth from local communities.
  • Please accept that your application was unsuccessful if you have not been contacted within one month of the closing date of the advertisement.

How To Apply

Please send a cover letter indicating your choice of trade, your CV, certified copy of relevant qualification / s and certified copy of ID document to Transnet Engineering via the following postal address: RECRUITMENT MANAGER, TRANSNET ENGINEERING, PO BOX 951, DURBAN, 4000

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