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Video Creator: Ndivhuwo Muhanelwa

A Big Leap! The wait is over. Video creator, Ndivhuwo Muhanelwa (NoChill_god) hit 1 million views, in 14 days on his latest YouTube video, titled WATCH: NOCHILL SKYPE MEETING WITH NICKI MINAJ AND CARDI B.

NoChill for the past 5 days has been flabbergasted by the way this particular video has been receiving so many views in a short period of time. The internet-avenger broke his own record of views on YouTube with this video.

Here is the video below:

NoChill took to Instagram on Friday evening, the 20th of November to inform his fans and followers that his latest video is over the 800K views mark and he himself had been stunned by its views because this had never happened, and that is progress. A GREAT ACHIEVEMENT indeed. Every 6 hours from shocking fans by the video’s views, NoChill kept on posting Instagram Story updates on how the numbers are just not stopping.

Exactly 17 hours ago, the 21st on Saturday, NoChill took to Instagram with a post stating that the video has now reached over 1 million views with the most views straight from the United States of America. He captioned the post “1M views in 14 days…My God likes showing ooff, Bro God wait hle…resta” illustrating his excitement.

Here is NoChill’s Instagram post:

NoChill is an inspiration to many, as his efforts to learn and create and share what he has learnt and created truly does inspire the masses. His “people” as he says, and the very same people saying “Our President” in response has been a massive norm on his Instagram page. Nobody that follows his does not know this norm when he goes LIVE or posts a video, the comments by his followers, stating “Our President” is a form of appreciation towards him.

His videos truly does uplift people’s spirits and moods. His edited videos are hilarious to the masses and in turn also inspired them to create more content on the platform.

So much has changed in this year, we call 2020 and his videos made many had a laugh and a conversation over the videos. Humour plays a big part in people’s lives.

NOCHILLGOD! The king of Nochillinmzansi. The comedian, and viral video creator truly made South Africa and his followers proud.

He still has a lot to offer. As we wait in anticipation for his new content, lets congratulate him on this well achieved victory!

Tweeps took to Twitter as well after a post by the NoChillgod himself to congratulate him.

Here are some of the responses by tweeps:

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Preceptorship Nurse (RMN /RNLD/RGN) – Neuropsychiatric Service

Cygnet Health Care – Henbury 
£15.50 an hourAt Cygnet Health Care you’ll have the chance to make a real impact on patients, service users & their families. 

We are looking for professional, ambitious & confident Mental Health Nurses / RMN and Nurses Learning Disabilities / RNLD and General Nurses / RGNs. 

Designed specifically to provide a clinically led evidence based neuropsychiatric pathway Brunel Hospital supports individuals with an Acquired Brain Injury to maximise their quality of life. We create a therapeutic rich environment which engages our service users and offers them the opportunity to maximise their independence. 

For a rewarding role with excellent career prospects, your focus on quality of care will help us achieve their goals. 

Mental Health Nurses / RMN and Nurses Learning Disabilities / RNLD and General Nurses / RGNs with an interest in providing care and rehabilitation pathways for those with an Acquired Brain Injury within Neuropsychiatric/Neurobehavioural rehabilitation settings are encouraged to apply. 

If you’re passionate about what you do, we want to talk to you! 

Your Day-to-Day… 

Be part of a resource intensive in-house Neuropsychiatry interdisciplinary team dedicated to the patients at Brunel. Our person centred approach puts the individual at the centre of their treatment and discharge planning. With a wide range of activities and facilities to promote independent function and positive behaviour goals – all focus is on discharge planning to support service users to return to community living. 

Produce outstanding written reports based on your nursing assessments and observations 

Work closely with the management team to develop the service, audit, and improve quality 

Attend all training and engage in CPD to further knowledge & promote nursing 

Under NMC guidelines, ensure that individual care plans are complete & maintained collectively with residents, relatives and other healthcare professionals. 

Administer prescribed medicines with Healthcare procedure and Healthcare Commission guidelines. 

You are… 

Open, compassionate, honest & resilient 

Newly Qualified or Experienced Registered Mental Health Nurses / RMN and Registered Nurses Learning Disabilities / RNLD and Registered General Nurses / RGNs with a current Pin Number 

Interested in Acquired Brain Injury/Neurodegenerative conditions and Neurorehabilitation 

Capable of maintaining documentation and undertaking audits 

Well informed of the Mental Health Act 1983 & have an understanding of latest nursing practices 

Able to deputise in a clinical lead role 

Focused on patient recovery to monitor, manage & reduce risk 

Helping to empower & support service user independence. 

Why Cygnet? We’ll offer you… 

Strong career progression opportunities within the region, including into management roles 

RCNi membership 

Monthly reflective practice, support with revalidation & CPD opportunities 

Expert clinical supervision & peer support 

Full induction and specialist brain injury training provided as you progress through your role 

50% NMC renewal fee paid by Cygnet annually 

A high quality work environment 

Free meals on duty 

Opportunity to undertake further learning with our excellent apprenticeship scheme. 

The program includes… 

Support from Cygnet’s Preceptorship Development Manager 

Minimum two shifts per week working with your nominated preceptor 

Preceptee supernumery 1st week on ward 

Monthly CPD Days off the ward (specialist and general) 

Clinical supervision, minimum 1 session per month 

Managerial supervision, minimum 1 session per month 

Preceptee Group Meetings on site and across the Cygnet group 

Pay rise on completion of preceptorship 

Certificate and letter of completion 

Excellent training opportunities 

An action plan will then be created by you and your preceptor for the following six months to enhance identified strengths and address areas of development, taking you to your first annual appraisal. 

Cygnet Health Care has been providing a national network of high-quality specialist health care services for 30 years.
Cygnet Health Care – 5 days ago

Apply here

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* If her cooking is bad , eat and be thankful for that..at least she is trying to make you happy , she is taking care of you . Appreciate her little effort . Do not think she is trying to buy your love or something. Nah my friend , Your girlfriend is just caring for you.

* Do not think your girlfriend is a freak or a B**tch because she offers you her welele countless times. she is only giving it to you , do not feel comfortable in your thought and take it as she love a dicks . Trust me, they’re so many guys out there who got dicksons that are nicer than yours. So my brother , think !!

* Don’t ever take advantage of her because she is kind and sweet to you , do not confuse her kindness with stupidity and cheat on her. Only if you know , she is rejecting other guys out there and she is even bitter to them just because she already have you . Know that and respect her my friend!!

* Just because she is quiet about you flirting with other girls doesn’t mean that she is a dumb , Some ladies prefer being quiet just for the sake of relationship ..You might be thinking you are the ish and stuff but one day , it might not be today or next year but one day you’ll regret seeing her treated better by someone .

* God created Eve for Adam , not Adam for eve , what i mean is , your girlfriend is a blessing , You’ve been blessed as a man , So respect your girl , love your girl and let her know she is your only girl . My friend, You will never finish these girls , so if she loves you , love her , focus on her and forget about other girls.

* Do not think she is desperate for love or she is obsessed with you just because she always forgives you every time you mess up, you cheated on her once, twice , then thrice , and she still forgave you? , she is not a stupid my nigga, you are the stupid one here…She is just hoping that one day you’ll stop being a boy and you man up .

* Do not complain or shout to her when she is seeking for your attention, Yes she needs your attention because you are her man. Make time for your bae and do not ignore your bae. Shallow your pride and let bae have your attention. She is gonna annoy you too much and if you ain’t ready for that , then go date a rock that work annoy you !!

* When she shouts at you and sometimes ignore you, do not call it a quit my friend , why would you quit for someone who is caring. If she didn’t care, she wouldn’t be shouting at you . So go make sure you talk to her and never give up when she ignores you …Talk to her until she talks back…its your bae mooz

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Please bath!! , I will repeat this and I’ll be very loud ..PLEASE BATH !!.. Your welele should be bathed thoroughly. Do not be that kind of girl who takes off the penty and the whole room starts smelling diesel , are you a diesel mechanics ? , Aowa baptize the welele with some dove and take out the diesel …Lol we don’t want bo Miss Vin Diesel

If you are on your periods , Do not even think of going to your boyfriend’s place. Or if you want to go there , be sure that you are ready to suck his dick for fun . if not , just chill at home baby girl. Trust me , to chill with your partner doing nothing is boring and waste of time. At least giving him a blow job will make a different .
if you going to visit your boyfriend , make sure the outfit is on point , you know what I mean by that . Avoid wearing tight jean, skinny jean that takes 30 mins to take them off …. You can wear a Yoga / leggin if you feeling cold but no tight high waists jean . If you wear that when coming to visit me , I’ll cut it with a knife fam coz you’ll be wasting my time

Make sure the shoes you wearing doesn’t smell , even your socks . I know that going to visit your boyfriend doesn’t automatically mean you going to have sex , but what if it happens? . are you going to ride him with your smelling tomy’s on? . So check to avoid being SanamaTomyRider my sister
The Big purse you carry full of everything except money , hay ladies we understand that you put your make-up stuff in there , but you can’t be carrying a 250kg purse as if there’s a lil nigga in there. Aowa gerara here with your purse !! ..be simple and carry a small purse …

Before you go visit your man , eat healthy. Avoid eating boiled eggs , beans and other foods that will make you fat all day long. Make sure the food you ate won’t cause you running stomach . Lol imagine having sex and the next time you kaak yourself . Nah fam kaak-sex is not needed at all . SanamaKaak is a no no !!

ligwafa a.k.a armpit batho ba modzimo , ei ei ei , Put some roll on please , that thing is dangerous . It can destroy your mood, ruin your day and destruct the spirit of hug. Before carrying that 250kg purse of yours and wearing those smelling tomy’s , smell the gwafa first, & make sure is not poisonous. Ladies daaidang it’s a turn off. Be a lady and smell Good!!

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10 things that girls consider as boring in a relationship

1. After having sex with her, Do not sleep like you just worked night shift , Aowa even if you are feeling tired, cuddle with her and talk le girlfriend yagao. Rub her butty while talking to her, you will sleep later, girls love being rubbed marao , it doesn’t matter if she has a big ass or small. Avoid SanamaDying after sex bruh . entertain her, If you feel like dying , talk to her , you’ll die later .

2. If you want your relationship with that girl to last, stop boring her, girls love fun guys, stop being too serious..if she tells you a boring joke,laugh bruh .. that’s your girl. If is not you laughing at her jokes, who will? Some guys are laughing out loud like “hahahahaIwannasleepwithyouhaha”….but wena you can’t even smile . Otla jelwa , stop being SanamalaughStingy ..Laugh hard nigga..

3. On whatsApp when you are chatting with her , always make sure the conversation is lit , avoid texting short words to your girl , THAT’S A TURN OFF , Girls love long texts , if wena you busy omo shapha ka ” nyt boo” , ” i luv u” , ‘k’ you really don’t deserve a serious relationship with her . Stop being lazy and start typing paragraphs… some dudes are typing essays consists of a “headline” , “Body” and a “Conclusion” to your girl. WAKE UP BRA

4. Kiss your girl , grab her ass in front of all the ninja who wants her, from there, carry her, grab her ass and kiss her on her neck in front of all the girls who wants you. Show all those people that they don’t stand a chance. That’s how it should be done . But wena you act like your girlfriend is your Sanamaneighbor just to allow Difebe in your relationship .

5. Girls hates guys who act like pastors in a relationship, be sanamanaughty in your relationship a lil bit. Limit “nywee nywee Jacob is the son of Isaac and Rebecca boo, Samson killed the lion baby waka wee”, Cmon, there is no problem with having a biblical talk with her, but eish limit morena . O busy ka Samson someone out there is telling her about Romeo and Juliet…It’s a relationship not SanamaChurchip .. Focus madafada focuz

6. Short conversations are boring , and long boring conversation are more boring . What i mean is , Stop calling your girlfriend ka R2.00 airtime , and if you call her ka R200 airitme , entertain her . Stop being SanamaBoreCaller.. Your girl should get wet on ya’ll convo without you even saying sexual stuff…that’s how lit a convo should reach. it should reach her punani bruh . Girls love that…

7. A girl will text you “Ok bae let me sleep” just to test your interest on her, if she text you that, just reply “No I am still chatting with you” , she will be happy.But most of y’all niggas be letting your girls to sleep at 19:30 , c’mon who sleeps at that time these days? That’s where you get cheated on; some nigga out there is crossing night chatting with your girl asking her what she’s wearing. Girls love sanamaNaughtyQuestions .

8. Stop bragging about sex to her …“nywee nywee I can do you without stopping until your punani cries like pherre pherr..” really now ? A gentleman doesn’t talk talk , he act act …in fact if wena you brag about how good you are in sex, you deserve no sex & you are not even that good. ,Stop asking your girlfriend if you are good or not. Her actions will tell.

9. Yes , Money can’t buy love , but money can by food for your girlfriend and it will increase her Sanamariding performance and takes out her riding talent , Energy is the ability to do work . What i mean here is , Stop being stingy to your girl bruh. buy her food . Girls love food but hates to get fat but that aint your business. Just buy her food. She will ride along very nice .

10. Stop being a nagging nigga , SanamaNagNig aowa man , Sometimes being too much to your girl can be too much for her. “nywee nywee okae?. Give your girl a chance to breath with her friends sometimes . If she wanna cheat , let her cheat in peace . But my point is , let a girl breath nyana tuu . I’m done



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