Please bath!! , I will repeat this and I’ll be very loud ..PLEASE BATH !!.. Your welele should be bathed thoroughly. Do not be that kind of girl who takes off the penty and the whole room starts smelling diesel , are you a diesel mechanics ? , Aowa baptize the welele with some dove and take out the diesel …Lol we don’t want bo Miss Vin Diesel

If you are on your periods , Do not even think of going to your boyfriend’s place. Or if you want to go there , be sure that you are ready to suck his dick for fun . if not , just chill at home baby girl. Trust me , to chill with your partner doing nothing is boring and waste of time. At least giving him a blow job will make a different .
if you going to visit your boyfriend , make sure the outfit is on point , you know what I mean by that . Avoid wearing tight jean, skinny jean that takes 30 mins to take them off …. You can wear a Yoga / leggin if you feeling cold but no tight high waists jean . If you wear that when coming to visit me , I’ll cut it with a knife fam coz you’ll be wasting my time

Make sure the shoes you wearing doesn’t smell , even your socks . I know that going to visit your boyfriend doesn’t automatically mean you going to have sex , but what if it happens? . are you going to ride him with your smelling tomy’s on? . So check to avoid being SanamaTomyRider my sister
The Big purse you carry full of everything except money , hay ladies we understand that you put your make-up stuff in there , but you can’t be carrying a 250kg purse as if there’s a lil nigga in there. Aowa gerara here with your purse !! ..be simple and carry a small purse …

Before you go visit your man , eat healthy. Avoid eating boiled eggs , beans and other foods that will make you fat all day long. Make sure the food you ate won’t cause you running stomach . Lol imagine having sex and the next time you kaak yourself . Nah fam kaak-sex is not needed at all . SanamaKaak is a no no !!

ligwafa a.k.a armpit batho ba modzimo , ei ei ei , Put some roll on please , that thing is dangerous . It can destroy your mood, ruin your day and destruct the spirit of hug. Before carrying that 250kg purse of yours and wearing those smelling tomy’s , smell the gwafa first, & make sure is not poisonous. Ladies daaidang it’s a turn off. Be a lady and smell Good!!

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Johannesburg, Gauteng


Please Note:

If you do not fit the specification with the minimum requirements your application will not be accepted for this position. Shortlisted candidates may be required to complete an Assessment or Test to demonstrate your knowledge of this position.


• Matric Certificate

• Maritime Qualification Essential NQF 6/7

• No working experience

• Candidates must remain with the company for the period August 2019 – July 2020.

• Be Computer literate

• Be adaptable to an ever changing environment.

• Be able to work in a customer focused team

• Manage a deadline driven work ethic

Applicants must reside in JOHANNESBURG or surrounding area.

Only South African citizens, who are suitably qualified, live in the applicable area and meet the requirements of the position are eligible to apply for this vacancy.

Please take note: if you have not been contacted within 14 days, please consider your application unsuccessful.

Visit our website to view all of our current vacancies: -Please upload your CV here-> https://www.jobplacements.com/Jobs/M/MARITIME-LEARNERSHIP-JOHANNESBURG-571270-Job-Search-05-16-2019-08-19-57-AM.asp?source=indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

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Transnet: Apprenticeship Programme 2019 / 2020

Location: Durban

Ref No: HR / KZN / TPT / RCB / APPRENTICESHIP / 19 / 05 / 16 (must be written on the outside of the envelope for identification)

As part of our human capital development strategy, we are offering comprehensive bursaries to students to be trained as Artisans and Skilled Workers in the following trades and field.


  • Fitters [x10] 
  • Electrician [x10] 
  • Millwright [x6] 
  • Diesel Mechanics [x10] 
  • Auto-Electricians [x4]
  • Welder [x2]


  • Grade 12 with a pass in Maths and Physical Science or 
  • Grade 12 Technical Matric with a pass in Maths and relevant trade subject 
  • N2 with relevant trade subjects will be an added advantage 
  • Code 8 Driver’s Licence will be an added advantage

Please take note of the following:

  • SA citizens studying towards these trades or related fields without any other bursary obligation
  • and with outstanding achievements are encouraged to apply
  • Appointments will be made in terms of the Company’s Employment equity policy and Recruitment and Selection policy. 
  • All training will be done in Durban. Please note that NO accommodation & / transport assistance will be provided 
  • Only posted applications will be accepted. 
  • Preference will be given to youth from local communities.
  • Please accept that your application was unsuccessful if you have not been contacted within one month of the closing date of the advertisement.

How To Apply

Please send a cover letter indicating your choice of trade, your CV, certified copy of relevant qualification / s and certified copy of ID document to Transnet Engineering via the following postal address: RECRUITMENT MANAGER, TRANSNET ENGINEERING, PO BOX 951, DURBAN, 4000

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ladies take notes

  • If a girl doesn’t receive a message/ call from her boyfriend at least once a day then she’s not the girlfriend alone- Maybe she’s the second or third.. remember 1st is priority
  • If a guy appreciate his girl he should take pictures with her, he should show her off on Facebook, WhatsApp or any other social networks- If not then there has to be a hidden secret- Maybe you are a side chick – You’re busy with picmix forcing things, My sister stop forcing. but shame to those ladies out there.
  • Guys always imagine about their future life, and they love talking about their future with their real girlfriend, if he never talk with you about marriage or kids..- Lols then you’re not the one he sees future with, You’re there to push time his time- He always talk about sex and other thingys except your future neh? ..I knew it.. just go girl. save your time.
  • If a guy loves his girlfriend he won’t have to make love to her like is his last time, Fast fast like he’s rapping her, A guy should make love to girl very slow and nice, but then if he Kill the punani lols the guy is just there to kill and go, He’s sanamaMurder..I mean why would he rush and be rough to something he want it to last?
  • Taking a girl out should be a boy responsibility, and it won’t bankrupt him, appreciation and responsibility has to be there, just like taking a girl in the room to chaw her, then sometimes take her out to chaw hot wings. If he doesn’t do that.. then you don’t worth his money, then tell me how is he gonna marry you?
  • He can have a nice dick, but if he treat his girl like a trash, then let him go with his dick, life is too short to enjoy a nice dick but with a broken heart, Girl get a nice dick from a guy who knows how to fuck you good and treat you Good, Bo SanamaGoodGood nikkas exist…
  • Love is more than just saying it, sometimes if not often, a guy should just stop making noise and keep quiet, and start showing his girl he loves her, every guy can tell a girl he loves her, so what’s so special about that?.. Nikka should show you love full stop- Girl if he’s not showing you now, then it won’t happen, Just leave…. full stop.
  • If a guy once cheated on you or he’s cheating with you to his girl, what makes you think he won’t cheat on you with another girl?, Book says a mountain will never move, a leopard will never change it’s spot, once a cheater always a cheater, it’s just a matter of time to see your turn, lols as long as I told you!!
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