1. The Girls who always say “I want a man who will protect me” but they don’t want to date security guys, So many girls saying they want a guy who will protect them , but they keep on ignoring security guards. What’s thefathafuckerfuck is that ? Go get one of SanamaSecurityGuards and chill. Those people are trained to protect. leska rebora mannn
2. Single girls who stays indoor ,Bo-Sanamaindoorship .The Single girls that complains about being Single but NEVER go out! I guess Mr.Right is going to break in your house then. Or Jesus will come and get you . Stop making noise , just bath and go be a hoe, its HOEkay to be a Hoe. Just feba smart .
3. Girls who calls Boyfriends their Man or husband , i mean what’s thefatharfuckerfuck is that ?? listen ladies, if he hasn’t put a ring on your finger then he’s not your man … Stop claiming other woman’s son , A man has done nothing for you until he has made you a wife , so please stop idolizing boyfriends ..”nywee nywee husby is coming to fetch me” , lol wagafa, that’s not your husby, if you wanna make it sound fancy , say “boyfie” Sanamaboyfie is gonna come fetch you .
4. Lol and we have bo SanamaHeartbroken chikitas , “nywee nywee he broke my heart nywee nywee this & that ” lol wena what’s the fathafuck are you talking about ? akere If your heart is really broken , you would have been dead . So shut up and be a hoe . SanamaHearbroken warasa , As long as your heart is still beating , it”s Hoeright to be a Hoe. SanamaHeartbrokenheart ya masepa . Mxm lol
5. Girls who calls stupidity, love , they confused being stupid and being in love, Stupid and loving is not the same…Even after he cheated with 3 girls , they still say “nywee nywee we meant to be” that’s being Stupidiologist with PhD & Masters ..lol i mean If he starts ignoring you like a white crayon & cheating on you, it’s time to move on girl Don’t just chill and let him hurt you . Turn into a hoe and Until your boyfriend gives you a title…talk and text to as many guys as you want baby girl.
6. Eish Girls who love listening to other people’s opinion all the time, they actually turns me off… i mean Ladies , for the why do you always have to listen to people? For example, lemme hit you with a SanamaExample nyana, Like don’t let people tell you that you are ugly . know that shit before you leave your home. Ya know it before you hit the exit door akere. Be a brave Sanamaugly
7. We have the SanamaJumpHere SanamaJumpThere kinda Girls,they love visiting different guys …Ladies listen , Girls are supposed to be like butterflies , cute and hard to catch … But y’all SanamaChikitas you be like cockroaches ..irritating & in very nigga’s place. hebanna kanti you wanna be a cockroach ? .kabona lenyaka Sanamadoom , Ya’ll need some Doom to Pfaaaa Pfaaaar your ass .
8. I also don’t get light skinned ladies of these days , Some of light skinned chicks doesn’t post #TBT pictures ..i mean for the why for the no Throwback pictures? ka butsa madafakaa? Aowa explain to me for the why …..Lol bleach is real neh . We see you , SanamaBleachingQueens , But i still need some explanation thou.
9. Bo mrs nightshift chikitas lol , There are chicks somewhere who can’t sleep every night & they thinking it’s insomnia …nah ladies y’all just need some dick. You need SanamaVitaminD , “nywee nywee insomnia yabora , nywee nywee i can’t sleep” ..Lol nah don’t lie , lack of leratoooooooo, eish i mean to say , lack of lereteeeee . When you get Vitamin Dick , You’ll sleep like SanamaDruggedMonkey.
10. Ladies who doesn’t match their penties and bras , i mean why would you be out looking for the perfect match to be in love with but you wearing brown penty and red bra? What’s the fathafuckerfuck is that? Aowa le penty wants a perfect match just like you. So ladies, before you go out searching for your soulmate, make sure uncle bra